Twoam's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Smurf Story]

Not "funny" stupid.

Just "boring" stupid.

[Pube Mupet Buys Dinner]

What happened?

Ahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[aLiveJournal: 10/31/2002]

This reminds me of Peanuts the comic strip.

That may not neccessarily be a good thing.

[Seinfeld: The Picture]

I let my chatbot review this movie.

An acrobat is someone who shaves and cuts the hair section of a large
number of atrocities have been set up in a mad whirlwind of torment, pain
and frustration. Imagine yourself as a whole, which means i do what i want
to accept any first step, then how do they expect to become involved in
the territories than a motice.

[Miracle on 34th Street]

"Once again, StrawberryClock has saved your life."

5!!

[DDR Dave Thomas]

This is arguably the best Flash movie ever.

And a befitting tribute to Dave Thomas, who I like merely because he was the only fast-food guy that could make a goddamn decent commercial. While Ronald McDonald and Grimace were bouncing around in McDonaldland in some gay clown-plushie asstacular children's gimmick, Dave Thomas would be like "HEY MOTHERFUCKER, SEE THIS? THIS IS A FLAME-BROILED BURGER! HERE'S A PICTURE! THEY'RE GOOD" badabing, done. Meanwhile Hamburglar would be goddamn stealing some foam representative of food saying "robble robble", unable to actually boast of the McFood because it's shit.

Plus Wendy's logo has a cute freckled redhead on it.

[the osama hunter]

You know..

Maybe if it was better drawn, he wouldn't have objected so much...