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A Smurf Story A Smurf Story

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Not "funny" stupid.

Just "boring" stupid.

Pube Mupet Buys Dinner Pube Mupet Buys Dinner

Rated 2 / 5 stars

What happened?


aLiveJournal: 10/31/2002 aLiveJournal: 10/31/2002

Rated 3 / 5 stars

This reminds me of Peanuts the comic strip.

That may not neccessarily be a good thing.

The Shower Girl The Shower Girl

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Just admit it.

You were trying to make a porn animation but you got bored 10 minutes in and imported a picture of your dad in. Right?

MarvelMan responds:

damn, your good

Seinfeld: The Picture Seinfeld: The Picture

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I let my chatbot review this movie.

An acrobat is someone who shaves and cuts the hair section of a large
number of atrocities have been set up in a mad whirlwind of torment, pain
and frustration. Imagine yourself as a whole, which means i do what i want
to accept any first step, then how do they expect to become involved in
the territories than a motice.

Miracle on 34th Street Miracle on 34th Street

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

"Once again, StrawberryClock has saved your life."


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DDR Dave Thomas DDR Dave Thomas

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is arguably the best Flash movie ever.

And a befitting tribute to Dave Thomas, who I like merely because he was the only fast-food guy that could make a goddamn decent commercial. While Ronald McDonald and Grimace were bouncing around in McDonaldland in some gay clown-plushie asstacular children's gimmick, Dave Thomas would be like "HEY MOTHERFUCKER, SEE THIS? THIS IS A FLAME-BROILED BURGER! HERE'S A PICTURE! THEY'RE GOOD" badabing, done. Meanwhile Hamburglar would be goddamn stealing some foam representative of food saying "robble robble", unable to actually boast of the McFood because it's shit.

Plus Wendy's logo has a cute freckled redhead on it.

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Super happy fun fun time! Super happy fun fun time!

Rated 5 / 5 stars



the osama hunter the osama hunter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You know..

Maybe if it was better drawn, he wouldn't have objected so much...

Radish, Orange, C, and B Radish, Orange, C, and B

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I have a problem with this movie.

C and B are obviously playing a life or death game of capture the flag. The score is dead even, despite C's obvious speed advantage. Yet you and RadishClock are frolicking away happily and unaware. This ending, combined with the music, makes me think too deeply on the failings of human perspectives and thus makes me sad. I know that you were attempting to make us feel joy in a action-sports movie, but the hidden message was a touch too upsetting to bear. But I still voted 5.